Quote of the Day:
Monday 13
August 2001
United States...check
--MOB
Friday 10 August 2001
I was
so dehydrated I peeda light yellow powder
--John
Thursday 9 August 2001
Will
ya'll get out of here before I rape yo!
-- Nyia, a lady we met
outside of Mineral.
Tuesday 7
August 2001
This is
my pornographic water shot...
--Donica Christianson
(friend of Jason's from high school)
Friday 3 August 2001
This town (Chavies)
looks like something out of a model train set.
--Dan
Friday 3 August 2001
A picnic table is
all you need to live...Table, Chairs, Bed and heck...if you have an
extra sheet, a fort!
--Chris
Thursday 2 August 2001
It's a pink
blanket...I don't care if it gets all messed up!
--Chris
Thursday 2 August 2001
Oh little spider why
are you crawling on my underwear?
--John
Wednesday 1 August 2001
Oh crap!! That road
sucks! (we chuckle) NO! I'm serious!!!
--Julie Clay, a
reporter for the Advocate Messenger.
Tuesday 31 July 2001
That's
just ridiculous!
--girl
at a gas station referring to our trip.
Tuesday 31 July 2001
Shortcuts are good.
It is like biking a long way, but only having to go a little bit!
--Jason
Monday 30 July 2001
We should go chase
those Amish girls! --John
How will we know where they live? --Jason
Just look for where the electricity stops!! --John
7-29-01, and 7-30-01 and 7-31-01 and 8-1-01, and 8-2-01...
Y'all got any food you wantin
to throw away that we can take off your hands?
--MOB
Sunday 29 July 2001
I was thinkin about
hitchin up with you guys to mooch off the MoJo a little.
--John
Sunday 29 July 2001
What there's no
fireman's pole? I'm not staying here.
--Paul
Saturday 28 July 2001
Kentucky...Where
education pays. --Entrance sign to Kentucky
Yeah, right --MOB
Friday 27 July 2001
When you have the
opportunity to go short and hills, versus long and flat... don't do
it...
--Steve
Wednesday 25 July 2001
Is it good or bad
that your highlight for the day is three fruit pies for 99 cents...when
you are riding across the United States???
--Steve
Tuesday 24 July 2001
Picnic tables are
great beds.
--MOB
Wednesday 25 July 2001
The Rockies were
easy.
--MOB as they pass
through the steep grades of the Ozarks.
Tuesday 17 July 2001
The scenery isn't as
nice but you can go farther and faster in Kansas.
--MOB
Sunday 15 July 2001
If you are going to call us names at least slow down otherwise it sounds
like AARRRUUMMMBBBTT!!!!!!
--Tim
Saturday
14 July 2001
It is
the most amazing feeling to look back at the Rocky Mountains and
say "I did that."
--Jason
Friday 13 July 2001
Chain guards are
good.
--Paul
Saturday 7 July - July 1? 2001
Fueled by Hot
Pockets.
-- Paul
Tuesday 3 July 2001
"I
wouldn't care if you were here, but I had a customer complain so there
is a park down the road where you can lay in the shade."
--A
Postal Worker in Twin Bridges Montana as she kicked us out after
lounging around in the shade cause Dan looked dying and homeless cause
he was sick.
Monday 2 July 2001
"Tandems
go FAAAASTER"
--MOB
with John and Marilyn
Sunday 1 July 2001
"I
never thought I would get used to wearing spandex in public"
--Paul
"Rain
is fun, until you get wet..."
--MOB
"You can live on PopTarts."
--MOB
Sunday
morning, 24 June 2001
"Did anybody have any good dreams last
night?"
--Shane Dawson, a biking hippie
bum that tried to convince us to go to RainbowFest.
Saturday, 23 June 2001
"Every night you pull into a city thinking that this
is where you want to spend the rest of your life, but when you wake up
in the morning you can't wait to get out of town and back on your bike."
--This
quote was told to the guys by a Brit who has biked on almost every
continent.
From Darby
"It's
rough having 4 home stay offers in the matter of one gas station."
MOB
Sunday, 17 June 2001
"You make me proud to be a lazy American!"
- Man at General Store in McKenzie Bridge
Saturday, 16 June
2001, just about 18 miles from
Eugene OR
"Zip ties work great, but bolts are better."
-Tim
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